So I was at work and my manager was trying to explain why the salt is sticking together inside the bottles on the table. Its something about humidity on the patio making the salt wet, and right as he said that she interrupted and said “But isn’t it supposed to be wet? It’s sea salt!” I couldn’t help but laugh. Are people really that dumb? The answer to that question is absolutely yes. I see things like this all day long working in a restaurant because I am constantly around so many people. The more people you meet, the more you question the future of mankind, trust me.

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Okay so how many of you have waken up to a whole slew of undead children, demented clowns, and various other monsters waiting to murder you at 12:01 because you didn’t spam you’re friends list? I know I have! Good thing I seem to have infinite lives or something because Imust ignore those stupid chain messages AT LEAST ten times a day! But god it throws my whole day off to know that some psychopath has nothing better to do than being introduced to ten of my closest friends… Honestly? who comes up with these things? There is some loser on the other side typing.. ” eleven year-old sarah was murdered and if you dont send this to the first two hundred people on your friends list than she will come after you for revenge!” Seriously, I had nothing to do with this pretend preteen victim or her facetious demise. Therefore, I highly doubt she has a bone to pick with me Who invented the chain letter? and what is the point? Did someone just get the random urge to annoy the entire facebook population one day? Well, they suceeded.. What if

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It’s easy, and entertaining, to make fun of people you aren’t directly talking to! Especially late at night! You gotta admit it. You love waking up to the jolt of constant vibrating and/or loud beeping from your cell phone which always seems to be too far away to answer when you are asleep. Then you open up a text message that says “Hey” and you think, “Well, I just woke up for nothing…” but you go against your better judgement, and answer your friend in the most endearing way known to man at this age. “Hey” Then they continue to waste your precious dozing hours by being ridiculously retarded. “You Awake?” And you think, “No, I taught myself to text in my sleep!” Instead of pointing out the obvious, you usually reply with the symbolicly angry one-word text, “Yea” They usually reply with… “I can’t sleep”  

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Need *twitch* Facebook *Twitch* THIS IS AN IMPORTANT STATUS MOMENT!! WHY WON’T YOU CONNECT??? I hate when I go to my friends house with my computer and they don’t have wifi. I then try to connect to something with a perfect signal nearby and it’s freaking password protected!! But then there are those magical moments when you can get a perfect internet connection, and blog in peace. OR you wait until you go to your completely dead Monday night karaoke job and suck on the company internet (maybe that’s just me haha) The world should just have free wifi for everyone, everywhere (:  

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Really? I saw you…I don’t know why your pretending you didn’t just look at me..

Everyone has been on one end of one of those. You look at someone and then they suddenly look at you, so you pretend you were taking a casual glance around the room.

They give you this face like  “Excuse me? Is there some reason your eyes are attached to my face?” and then you look all “Don’t flatter yourself, I was making eyes at that tree behind you!”. I love how completely clueless we act like everyone is.

SO the next time you are looking at someone and they look at you, just continue to look. Don’t be ashamed, let them be the one’s to look away first!

(CAUTION: I AM NOT TO BLAME FOR ANY VERY LONG STARING SESSIONS BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY PAY ATTENTION TO MY BLOG)

Sorry for filling the internet with me dorkish babble

till next time !

stare happily (:

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“I never beepity beep beep and beep beep beep…” At this point in the song, you get the feeling you should change the CD or at least stare out of the window like you’re not listening to the massive amounts of profanity pouring from the mouth of your favorite artist. It’s funny how the words are treated like nothing when you listen to this by yourself, so you don’t think anything is wrong when the music starts. As the song progresses you can nearly feel the dissapointment and shock rolling off of your parents in huge waves. Maybe taking control of the radio for once wasn’t worth the thoughts swirling in there head now…

Parents like to remain oblivious to the fact that there kids don’t exactly sing wheels on the bus while they are driving to work. It helps with the fantasy notion that their children will never grow up. When that little bubble is awkwardly burst by the truely mature nature of one of your favorite songs, duck and cover for a parental control explosion!

At this point, realization is crashing on them that the children of this generation grow up faster than child stars between seasons of a TV show. They will do anything and everything to stop it!

So do yourself a favor, play along..

the next time you get the urge to blast some eminem in the car with your mom, put on some T.swift instead…

whatever you do, stay away from the ke$ha!

(:

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“I never beepity beep beep and beep beep beep…” At this point in the song, you get the feeling you should change the CD or at least stare out of the window like you’re not listening to the massive amounts of profanity pouring from the mouth of your favorite artist. It’s funny how the words are treated like nothing when you listen to this by yourself, so you don’t think anything is wrong when the music starts. As the song progresses you can nearly feel the disappointment and shock rolling off of your parents in huge waves. Maybe taking control of the radio for once wasn’t worth the thoughts swirling in there head now… Parents like to remain oblivious to the fact that there kids don’t exactly sing wheels on the bus while they are driving to work. It helps with the fantasy notion that their children will never grow up. When that little bubble is awkwardly burst by the truly mature nature of one of your favorite songs, duck and cover for a parental control explosion! At this point, realization is crashing on them that the children of this generation grow up faster than child stars between seasons of a TV show. They will do anything and everything to stop it!

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I’ve been known to have full-blown conversations with myself from time to time. I talk continuously when I am walking with someone, and I rarely look at them. So when I am at the mall or a theme park or something and the person I am talking to walks away, I hardly notice…

The worst time for this to happen is when I get really upset and then I just think that the person I am walking with doesn’t care, or doesn’t know what to say. You know that feeling in the pit of your stomach when you say something way out of line over the phone and then the person on the other end doesn’t respond? and then you find out like two minutes later that they fell asleep? That’s what it’s like!

Sometimes I do this to my friends…I’ll wait until they get knee-deep in a crazy conversation and then walk away and try to see how long it takes them to notice (I’ve been left before…).

So how much of the talking that we do is actually meant to be listened to? 

It seems like everyone just keeps talking, even if no one is listening…

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A smile as wide as the mississippi spreads across your face and you shake your hand excitedly. Then, the person you thought was giving you a healthy dose of ten-second-attention frowns in confusion, because the person they were actually waving at didn’t wave back.

It’s okay when this happens between yourself and a stranger. Think about it, if you find out that they weren’t actually waving at you then you can end your train of thought that is speeding down the tracks of “Do I know him/her?…Why did they wave at me?…am I in the way…etc.”

When the person waving is your friend and they ignore you to wave at someone else, a mighty downpour of nobody-cares-about-me falls right on top of your head.

Want an umbrella?
I care (:

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Almost every dinner food leaks some kind of flavor when you put it on the plate. Peas and corn have their butter, meats usually have some kind of sauce. Who likes saucy butter?

About three years ago I wouldn’t be caught dead eating any food that had touched another food! Things just don’t taste the same when they are mixed. The same goes for eating bites of different things all at once. Honestly, I usually finish each part of my dinner seperately. It tastes better that way (:

I hate when I get philly cheesesteak from work and there is pickle juice on the side of my bread because they put a pickle in the frie basket for some odd reason. Bread is THE WORST food to mix other stuff with, because it usually gets soggy. Soggy bread is unbearable!

Wow, I’m getting really angry about this food issue lol
Time to simmer down…
and then be set on a plate away from everything else like things are supposed to…
i need a life (:

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