“Hey”.. “Hey” “You awake?”.. No I taught myself to text in my sleep.

It’s easy, and entertaining, to make fun of people you aren’t directly talking to! Especially late at night! You gotta admit it. You love waking up to the jolt of constant vibrating and/or loud beeping from your cell phone which always seems to be too far away to answer when you are asleep. Then you open up a text message that says “Hey” and you think, “Well, I just woke up for nothing…” but you go against your better judgement, and answer your friend in the most endearing way known to man at this age. “Hey” Then they continue to waste your precious dozing hours by being ridiculously retarded. “You Awake?” And you think, “No, I taught myself to text in my sleep!” Instead of pointing out the obvious, you usually reply with the symbolicly angry one-word text, “Yea” They usually reply with… “I can’t sleep”  

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